Drop the mic!

I’ve instructed a large audience on dietary precautions to take when having breakfast. Yup. I taught, with maximum credibility, that arugula, for example, prevents some forms of cancer. It contains an amino acid, tryptophan, which is essential for controlling serotonin, the happiness hormone. I know what I’m talking about.

I have already explained to many people, many really, that they should be careful when accessing public wifi networks to do banking transactions on their smartphone, because there can be malicious people spying electronically. I know this, and I have already passed this essential knowledge to the most unwary.

Teach financial care? Done. How to operate industrial machines? I trained a lot of people about it. Explain how to drive cars safely? Peace of cake. Do you know which chemical compound helps to prevent systemic embolisms, ischemic strokes, hemorrhages and acute myocardial infarctions? You don’t!? I do. And I’ve presented the latest studies on this matter to doctors.

I have taught many and varied subjects. I addressed scientists, economists, businessmen and common people, and I often do so in flip-flops. Nobody cares.

A lot of times I’m also in pajama.

Nobody notices.

I believe the audience is pleased with what they have learned from me because I continue to be called upon to teach.

Seriously!

I love recording Portuguese elearning voice-overs in my audiobooth at home 😊